so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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