it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
This couple is walking their pig around campus
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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