He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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