I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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