You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
