at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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