i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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