Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
