hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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