I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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