Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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