Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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