Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
