look no pants
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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