if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
