i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize