He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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