Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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