I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
well, you know. whores of a feather.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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