fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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