You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
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