we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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