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dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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