I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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