so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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