You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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