It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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