I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Randomize
