No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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