I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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