i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Randomize
