It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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