It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
why do cheetos always look like penises
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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