You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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