Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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