Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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