I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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