So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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