is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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