i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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