is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I feel like a drive thru vagina
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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