Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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