garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
