Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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