I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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