Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
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