let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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