he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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