sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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