Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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