Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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