Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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