No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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