so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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