I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
His nipple licking is glorious
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