i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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