so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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