I need help removing her.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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